January 31, 2009

He could play the kooky gay neighbor on any sitcom he wanted. What a waste of talent.


Charge: DUI.

The Christian Childrens Fund doesn't need to look for starving children in Nicaragua. Check Boise out first.

Charge: failure to appear.

January 25, 2009

"OMG, when my dad finds out he's totally going to make me take out dread-weave! I'm going to lose all my rasta street cred!!"


Charge: probation violation.

January 24, 2009

Everyone knows smokey, bedroom eyes will always attract the boys.


Charge: DUI.